swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot

Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone

Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe

Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes

justgalactic:

Either Sonic

1. Is a god
2. Could kill god

I do not care if there is a difference

madejsbian:

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

vampireapologist:

mothman-pseudanthium:

It Will Come Back by Hozier but you’re alone in a cabin in the woods.  You hear something coming from outside, almost like a warning, but it’s dark out, and you don’t want to leave to investigate.  You can tell that there’s a pack of wolves somewhere in the distance, but you can’t be sure how close they are. 

I’m screaming bc I play this when I’m out camping in the woods and I realize this is what it’ll sound like if anyone else is camping nearby and I’m SORRY

hostilemuppet:

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

crunchlax:

what bothers me here is that the artist here obviously wanted to make the finished drawing less sexual and yet sonic still has his pants around his ankles

ilovemusicalyy: